Deputy Editor at Upworthy. Currently of Baltimore, formerly of NYC and Pittsburgh. Nerd. Feminist. Comedy fan. TV enthusiast. Ally. Fangirl. Hoping to make the world a better place by blogging in my pajamas.

Here I am on Facebook & Twitter.

In my spare time, I write things for
I Spy A Famous Face.

Movies Watched in: 2012/2013/2014

- Bad Movie Livetweets -
- Meet Bones the Cat -
- Gifs & Graphics -

I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey.

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
  • image
  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
  • image
  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.
it's terrible you guys just terrible read at your own risk fanfiction badfic 50 shades of grey
  1. wubberduckzilla reblogged this from indestructibleannajay
  2. adauntless-cityof-unwinds reblogged this from along-the-briny-beach
  3. illestrin reblogged this from secretlymartinfreeman
  4. dreamingrainbow reblogged this from endgam3
  5. misuki-vee reblogged this from baku5ds
  6. along-the-briny-beach reblogged this from merinnan
  7. sonnelittle reblogged this from pbandpurplemayo
  8. taintednightstar reblogged this from tjmystic
  9. pbandpurplemayo reblogged this from zimiestef
  10. bethanofasgard reblogged this from haunt-the-neighbourhood
  11. beautyyisthebeastt reblogged this from like-a-bag-of-cats
  12. the-7th-tutor reblogged this from belphegor1982
  13. indestructibleannajay reblogged this from silvarbelle
  14. wickedkumiho reblogged this from answersfromvanaheim
  15. better-than-an-op-er-a reblogged this from fireelsa
  16. like-a-bag-of-cats reblogged this from fireelsa
  17. charactertherapy reblogged this from fireelsa
  18. metropolis22786 reblogged this from carrey-on-luggage and added:
    just because i want the source link for when i have two weeks off to traumatise myself.
  19. fireelsa reblogged this from locomotor-timey-wimey
  20. scarletalphabet reblogged this from erinmar13
  21. carrey-on-luggage reblogged this from rainydaypaperback
  22. jaredisnothere reblogged this from marissacre