I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey. ›

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like “my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba” and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that. 
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

#it's terrible you guys just terrible  #read at your own risk  #fanfiction  #badfic  #50 shades of grey  
1 year ago on April 26, 2012 at 05:15pm
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    snowqueens icedragon, motherfuckers quotation marks are for people who don’t have one hand in their pants at all times...
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  10. bagofshit reblogged this from ryeisenberg and added:
    it’s really important that everyone have access to the twilight fanfiction that became however many shades of grey.
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    (ICYMI) Oh and also, one...my favorite hilariously cringe-worthy moments that I haven’t...
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    So against 50 Shades...Grey for so many reasons you guys. Sounds horrible. Apparently...
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