• the apartment I’m moving into charges $75/day to move in
• WTF
• we aren’t allowed to move anything in on Sundays
• WTF
• we’re only allowed to move stuff in from 8 am until 6 pm
• WTF
• my boyfriend is driving his stuff down from Boston and won’t be in Jersey City until around 2 pm
• OK, FINE
• there’s no way we’re going to have time to move any of my stuff out of my current apartment in NYC today
• MY LIFE IS IN BOXES
• the state of my current apartment is such that getting around anywhere requires a movement much like that military drill with the tires on the ground
• I AM NOT AGILE ENOUGH FOR THIS
• 

IT’S LIKE THE NEW APARTMENT BUILDING MANAGEMENT DOESN’T WANT NEW TENANTS OR SOMETHING.