Good f*cking morning, world.

  • Me: http://jezebel.com/5937237/personhood-funerals-because-if-life-begins-at-conception-every-tampon-is-a-potential-tragedy
  • Kaye: WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE TODAY? IS EVERYONE TAKING CRAZY PILLS?
  • Me: People shot at empire state, a high school is on lockdown because a kid shot himself in the building, and apparently I've got a billion babies in my body and I might as well just bury myself from the waist down and give myself to Jesus because I might accidentally MURDER A CHILD AND FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET because my hysterical lady brain doesnt know what the fuck a period is.
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