teenmayorbenwyatt:

Who said it?

1. “You’re not letting some slumlord take your hard-earned money.”

2. “The problem with rich people is that many of them are smart.”

3. “Have a family, share your life. That and learning computers are two things you can’t just knock out at the end.”

4. “I’ve always been a rodent and rabbit hunter. Small varmints, if you will.”

5. “I like being able to fire people.”

6. “I say things others won’t. That has value.”

7. “I believe marriage should be between a man, and a woman, and a woman, and a woman.

8. “Every man should be punched in the face. It’s a rite of passage.”

9. “If I let being bad at something stop me, I wouldn’t be here.”

10. “That’s change we can believe in!”

11. “Who let the dogs out?”

12. “It would be helpful to be Latino.”

13. “There are some things man was not meant to hear.”

14. “Frankly, I was born with a silver spoon.”

15. “If he gets any nuttier, they’ll put him on The View!”

(via dylanfoodsex)