Never Sarcastic

Fun for ALL ages! (at Ocean State Job Lot)

Thu, 23 May 2013 13:23:37 -0400

Fun for ALL ages! (at Ocean State Job Lot)

selfrescuingprincesssociety: shellebelle93: deducecanoe: nnwes...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:30:36 -0400

shellebelle93:

deducecanoe:

nnwest:

Awesome, she got her picture with him!

GUYS. uMy tiny heart just exploded with joy.

this is the cutest thing EVAR!

So awesome!

En route to Boston by way of NYC (at Washington Bridge)

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:50:40 -0400

En route to Boston by way of NYC (at Washington Bridge)

Wait, you mean Dexter isn’t a documentary? I HAD NO IDEA.

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:47:35 -0400

Wait, you mean Dexter isn’t a documentary? I HAD NO IDEA.

Facebook’s hate speech problem

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:40:27 -0400

Facebook’s hate speech problem:

missrep:

Facebook removes photos of women breastfeeding, but rape videos seem to last for days. These women are sick of it

“On Facebook, hating a religious or ethnic minority gets you banned, but hating half of humanity gets you Likes.”

fishingboatproceeds: the-blog-of-anne-frank: I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on...

Tue, 21 May 2013 18:18:15 -0400

fishingboatproceeds:

the-blog-of-anne-frank:

I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry

This. Changes. Everything.

selfrescuingprincesssociety: becauseiamawoman: (via...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:56:01 -0400

selfrescuingprincesssociety:

becauseiamawoman:

(via Abercrombie & Fitch Ads Reimagined As “Attractive & Fat”)

I love this so much more than the #FitchtheHomeless thing.

Yes!!

An Open Letter to Closed Letters

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:01:42 -0400

curlycomedy:

Why aren’t you addressed to me? Ugh. I hate secrets.

An Open Letter to Capital Letters:
You don’t have a significant purpose. I have just come to accept you over time.

An Open Letter to Love Letters:
You’re the only thing keeping pen and paper alive. Godspeed.

An Open Letter to Bloodletters:
You probably realized that you were killing more patients than healing them, but you were young. You didn’t know. It was the Greco-Roman era, and those were crazy times.

An Open Letter to Letter-Openers:
People have tried and failed to improve upon the shiny dagger model. It’s too bad you’re a better weapon than a tool. In order to limit the likelihood of my being the victim of a CLUE-style demise, I have resorted to the plastic type—the kind that has a blade so dull it cowers before envelopes and wrinkles them instead of slicing them. Like when you plan to punch a guy but when he gets up from his bar stool he’s taller than you so you smooth the shoulders of his blazer and straighten his tie.

An Open Letter to Owen Letters
Hi Mr. Letters. Hope you are well.

This brochure guy is definitely mid-mansplain. #upworthydolce ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:51:08 -0400

This brochure guy is definitely mid-mansplain. #upworthydolce (at Dolce Hotels & Resorts)

Awwww, who did this? #upworthydolce (at Dolce Hotels &...

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:03:27 -0400

Awwww, who did this? #upworthydolce (at Dolce Hotels & Resorts)

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:33:08 -0400

A midnight screening of #StarTrek. It’s only logical. (at...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:15:04 -0400

A midnight screening of #StarTrek. It’s only logical. (at AMC Loews Newport Centre 11)

itisnotofimport: Misha lays down the motherfucking law. [x]

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:22:33 -0400

itisnotofimport:

Misha lays down the motherfucking law. [x]

wilwheaton: jenniferdeguzman: He said Star Trek is too...

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:31:00 -0400

wilwheaton:

jenniferdeguzman:

He said Star Trek is too “philosophical”? Screw that noise.

mechcanuck:

I don’t know when this interview happened but I AM SAD AND ANGRY NOW

The philosophies in Star Trek are kinda part of the actual setting. If you don’t get that, why are you allowed to make Star Trek movies.

Sigh. The whole point of Star Trek is that it’s philosophical. If you don’t want philosophical Science Fiction, there’s plenty of that for you to enjoy, but Star Trek is philosophical. Philosophy is part of Star Trek’s DNA, and if you’re given the captain’s chair, you’d better damn well respect that.

Have you guys actually watched the rest of the interview? He says as a kid he didn’t appreciate it because it was too philosophical for him, but when he watched it while working on the 2009 movie screenplay he found he really enjoyed it. Stop jumping to conclusions based on 8 gifs from an interview.

Get down from there, you stupid cat. 🙀

Wed, 15 May 2013 09:44:00 -0400

Get down from there, you stupid cat. 🙀

"Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good guys who just don’t..."

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:20:50 -0400

“Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are genuinely good guys who just don’t understand why their comments might be unwelcome. Some men who want to compliment random women on the street are creepy predators. Most are somewhere in between, and guess what? I don’t know you, I don’t know your life, and I have no idea if you’re going to leave it at “Hey, you look good in that dress!” or follow it up with “But you’d look better without it! Har har! C’mon, where’re you going? I know you heard me! Fucking cunt, nobody wants your fat ass anyway, bitch.”

When you compliment a random woman who doesn’t know you, no matter how nice you are about it, there’s a good chance she’s going to freak out internally because for all she knows, you could be that latter type. And I get that it’s really unfair that women would just assume that about you. I get that it sucks that sometimes, expressing totally reasonable opinions like “hey you’re hot” will make women terrified of you or furious at you. That’s not fair.

But if you’re going to lay the blame for that somewhere, for fuck’s sake, don’t blame the woman. Blame all the guys who have called her a bitch and a cunt for ignoring their advances. Blame all the guys who may have harassed, abused, or assaulted her in the past. Blame all the people who may never do such a thing themselves, but who were quick to blame her and tell her to just get over it. Blame the fact that if she stops and talks to you and then something bad happens, people will blame her for stopping and talking to you.”

- Why You Shouldn’t Tell That Random Girl On The Street That She’s Hot » Brute Reason (via albinwonderland)

Feminism Needs Men, Too

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:58:39 -0400

Feminism Needs Men, Too:

4thwavefeminist:

Male feminist allies may be few and far between, but they are important to the future of the movement, and feminism needs them.

My latest at PolicyMic on the need for and role of men in the feminist movement. Featuring Citizen Radio’s Jamie Kilstein and Allison Kilkenny!

Love this!

Am I the only person whose brain autofills “Hitler” instead of “Hispter” in...

Tue, 14 May 2013 15:27:10 -0400

Am I the only person whose brain autofills “Hitler” instead of “Hispter” in Taylor Swift’s song 22?

“It feels like a perfect night/to dress up like Hit-ler…”

It’s catchy, no?

mcbrayers: yet another unrealistic expectation for women

Mon, 13 May 2013 19:25:31 -0400

mcbrayers:

yet another unrealistic expectation for women

I know y’all are jealous of my new socks. No need to say...

Mon, 13 May 2013 10:45:00 -0400

I know y’all are jealous of my new socks. No need to say it.

Bought them at ModCloth, they’re called “Simply Riveting” socks. And if you use that link to buy them, I get $15 credit, so…help a sister out?