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"She arrived early to take apart the campaign office piece by piece, just as she felt so many other things about her life were being dismantled. Beth Cox wore a Mitt Romney T-shirt, a cross around her neck and fresh eyeliner, even though she had been crying on and off and knew her makeup was likely to run. A day after the election, she tuned the radio to Glenn Beck and began pulling posters and American flags off the wall. Her calendar read “Victory Day!!” and she had planned to celebrate in the office by hosting a dance party and selling Romney souvenirs. But instead she was packing those souvenirs into boxes, which would be donated to a charity that sent clothes to South America. Instead a moving company was en route to close down the office in the next 48 hours, and her friends were calling every few minutes to see how she was doing. “I will be okay,” she told one caller. “I just don’t think we will be okay."

GOP’s Red America forced to rethink its image of country - The Washington Post

I am a horrible person who cackled my way through this article. I regret nothing.

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Republicans, Get In My Vagina! from Kate Beckinsale

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Republicans, Get in My Vagina!

Kate Beckinsale, Judy Greer and Andrea Savage “spread” the message that the one thing women really want in their vagina is the government.

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jessicavalenti:

The Obama campaign has released a video on how horrible Romney would be for American women. I certainly don’t need convincing - but if I did, this would likely do it. 

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moment of silence for the former Republican candidates

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"For as long as I’ve been in politics, 14 years, journalists call me and ask if this is the most negative election ad atmosphere I’ve ever seen. And every year I say, ‘Don’t be ridiculous.’ But this year it’s true."
That’s Kenneth Goldstein, president of Kantar Media CMAG, which tracks content and targeting of political advertising, commenting on this year’s GOP primaries. As John Avlon notes, “A staggering 92 percent of the political ads run in Florida over the last week of the campaign have been negative.” (For the record, Romney is outspending Gingrich 5 to 1.)

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An Open Letter To Newt Gingrich From A Black Kid Who Grew Up In A Poor Neighborhood
Posted on December 5, 2011
 

Dear Newt Gingrich,

I recently saw you stand up in front of a group of people and allow some of the most idiotic, unfounded, racist, and ignorant words pass your lips that I’ve ever heard from a member of a group of the most unqualified presidential candidates America has ever seen.

To have the audacity to say that poor kids, and let’s be clear that’s republican speak for black and brown kids, “have no habits of working and nobody around them who works” is not only an insult to me as black man who grew up in one of those “really poor” neighborhoods you spoke of but it’s an insult to my mother. And it’s an insult to many other black and brown children, adults, and hard working parents(often single parents) who get up every single day to try to provide a better life for their children in poor neighborhoods.

As a child grew up in Compton in the early 90′s, one of the most dangerous neighborhoods in America, I watched my mother work tirelessly, sometimes juggling multiple jobs to provide for myself and my sister. Day in and day out just like many other parents in poor neighborhoods she did what she had to do in order to provide for us. You know what that turned into Mr. Gingrich?

A son who received academic and athletic scholarship offers from three Ivy League schools and countless other universities, a son with a college degree in Criminal Justice who graduated with honors from every school he attended, and a daughter who not only attended a Gifted and Talented Education high school but is one year away from completing a degree at UCLA.

This is not just the case for my family. I know I speak for many other hard working black, brown, and even poor white families who have the same experiences in the poor neighborhoods to look down upon from your elitist 1% out of touch pedestal. To say that an entire community “literally has no habit of showing up on Monday” or “they have no habit of staying all day” I say that is a load of shit.

Millions of poor children watch their parents show up Monday and many of them sometimes have to suffer from the fact that their parents have to stay at work ALL DAY.

And lastly, you suggest that to remedy this “problem” as you so blindly see it is to make poor kids assistant janitors and pay them to clean the restrooms? Your solution is child labor. Degrading young children by suggesting they clean toilets while painting all union workers as lazy leeches. It’s a shame they don’t have the work ethic of hard working Americans like Kim Kardashian who worked so hard in her sex tape before we crowned her a role model for young girls and showered her with money and adoration or Paris Hilton who was forced to clean so many toilets as a teen to learn “work ethic” before her parents handed over the millions.

This not only echoes the depth of your ignorance but just how truly unqualified you are to ever be president of this country. Your assumption that poor people have no ingrained work ethic and “have no habit of ‘I do this and you give me cash’ unless it’s illegal” is not only dangerously ignorant but it proves you have no connection with the true heart of this country.

I believe I speak for most if not all of “poor” America when I say Mr. Gingrich you have no habit of performing, thinking or speaking in a manner that warrants becoming the leader of the free world and the 45th president of these United States of America. You represent a party of greedy, selfish, out of touch, wealth protecting, non tax paying, destroyers of the middle class. You know nothing about us. But your words in your speech in Des Moines told us everything about you.

Which is why I hope you win your party’s nomination so that poor and impoverished families can at least experience four more years of a man working diligently to help them and the communities they call home that you have proven to know nothing about. president number 44.

PS. You look like someone poured mashed potatoes into a suit.

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Travon Free, in the best open letter I have read in a long time.  (via istealforksfromrestaurants)
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"At the end of the day, we are a family and that’s important. The catch is that when we leave the dinner table or leave the Christmas gathering, you know he and [his wife] Callista still have way more rights than my wife and Rebecca and I do."

CANDACE GINGRICH-JONES, the half-sister of Newt Gingrich and who is gay, on why she will “work really, really hard to make sure President Obama is re-elected” in 2012. 

She made the remarks during last night’s Rachel Maddow Show.

(via the New York Daily News)

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christophernolans:

inothernews:

Three things about Rick Perry’s hate video:
The like / dislike ratio is just about right.  Go on and flag it, too, for hate speech.
Notice how this cowardly, homophobic fuck has disabled comments.  And this prick wants to be president?  Fuck you, Rick Perry.
Hey, how many of his Republican presidential candidates will come out and condemn this ad?  I’d bet the answer is whatever zero plus zero is.

It’s really one of the most shameful political ads I’ve ever seen a Presidential candidate put out. To purposely attack one minority group and cover it up as trying to bring “faith back to America”. Does this prick not understand there are Christians homosexuals too? Or what separation of church and state means? Such a desperate ploy for attention. Basically the end of a pathetic campaign and thank goodness. 

christophernolans:

inothernews:

Three things about Rick Perry’s hate video:

  1. The like / dislike ratio is just about right.  Go on and flag it, too, for hate speech.
  2. Notice how this cowardly, homophobic fuck has disabled comments.  And this prick wants to be president?  Fuck you, Rick Perry.
  3. Hey, how many of his Republican presidential candidates will come out and condemn this ad?  I’d bet the answer is whatever zero plus zero is.

It’s really one of the most shameful political ads I’ve ever seen a Presidential candidate put out. To purposely attack one minority group and cover it up as trying to bring “faith back to America”. Does this prick not understand there are Christians homosexuals too? Or what separation of church and state means? Such a desperate ploy for attention. Basically the end of a pathetic campaign and thank goodness. 

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You wanna add another candidate? It’s like the Republican primary is like a season of American Idol in reverse, where every week, you just add another idiot. …First you guys wanted (Michele) Bachmann, then (Rick) Perry — now (Chris) Christie? You know what, Republican base? Meet me at camera three!

(To camera three.) Have you ever considered the possibility that maybe your candidates aren’t the problem — maybe it’s you? You’re hard to please or figure out! You’re unrealistic! I mean, you’re pro-life, yet — (rolls tape of GOP members applauding Texas’s death penalty) — what was that? You’re afraid of ‘death panels,’ yet for uninsured coma patients — (rolls tape of GOP members shouting ‘YEAH!!!’ when Ron Paul was asked if a patient without health insurance should be allowed to die) — that’s the crowd: ‘YEAH!!!’ You guys ‘support the troops’ — well except for Captain Creatine over here (rolls tape of gay U.S. Army soldier who asked GOP candidates if they’d repeal DADT — and was booed by GOP debate crowd).

It’s like the Republican base is at war with its own talking points: ‘I want someone who’s gonna cut taxes — and balance the budget! Someone who’s a skilled orator — that doesn’t talk all fancy! The child of poor immigrants — who will build a fence to keep them out of this country! Someone who’s strong enough for a man — but Ph-balanced for a woman!

…It’s like your ideal candidate is a rare, super-heavy element that can only exist in a particular particle accelerator. And even then, only for a fraction of a second. Before you all remember how much you hate science.

You guys need to take a long, hard look in the mirror, and not come away thinking ‘Hey, there’s something wrong with this mirror.’

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JON STEWART, on media-fed rumors that New Jersey governor Chris Christie may enter the GOP presidential race — as well as the hypocritical sentiments of the Republican party — on The Daily Show. (via valjeans)

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