Posts tagged QI.
- Alan Davies: I haven't actually read [Genesis].
- Stephen Fry: Really? Well, you should, it's hilarious.
EDDIE IZZARD? DANIEL RADCLIFFE?!
OMG I MIGHT JUST DIE.
Erm, but perhaps, you know, we should believe in Adam and Eve. Geneticists have established that every woman in the world shares a single female ancestor who lived a hundred and fifty thousand years ago. Scientists do actually call her “Eve”. And every man shares a single male ancestor dubbed “Adam”. It’s also been established, however, that Adam was born eighty thousand years after Eve. So the world before him was one of heavy to industrial-strength lesbianism, one assumes.
Stephen Fry, QI (via Fuck Yeah Stephen Fry!)
Stephen Fry: In 1900 there was a sport where Britain won a gold medal, in which the only other country that competed was France. Can you imagine what that might have been?
John Sessions: Arrogance?
Stephen: What is the difference between a ship and a boat?
Alan: Ships have lifeboats; boats don’t have lifeboats, they’re already a boat.
Hands down, this is probably the funniest clip from QI. It never, ever fails to make me laugh.