• Alan Davies: I haven't actually read [Genesis].
• Stephen Fry: Really? Well, you should, it's hilarious.

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Erm, but perhaps, you know, we should believe in Adam and Eve. Geneticists have established that every woman in the world shares a single female ancestor who lived a hundred and fifty thousand years ago. Scientists do actually call her “Eve”. And every man shares a single male ancestor dubbed “Adam”. It’s also been established, however, that Adam was born eighty thousand years after Eve. So the world before him was one of heavy to industrial-strength lesbianism, one assumes.

Stephen Fry: In 1900 there was a sport where Britain won a gold medal, in which the only other country that competed was France. Can you imagine what that might have been?
John Sessions: Arrogance?

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Stephen: What is the difference between a ship and a boat?

Alan: Ships have lifeboats; boats don’t have lifeboats, they’re already a boat. 

How many moons does earth have? - Qi - BBC (via BBCWorldwide) 

Hands down, this is probably the funniest clip from QI. It never, ever fails to make me laugh. 

David Mitchell on Pascal’s Wager - Heaven For Atheists via reddit.com