EDDIE IZZARD? DANIEL RADCLIFFE?!
OMG I MIGHT JUST DIE.
"Erm, but perhaps, you know, we should believe in Adam and Eve. Geneticists have established that every woman in the world shares a single female ancestor who lived a hundred and fifty thousand years ago. Scientists do actually call her “Eve”. And every man shares a single male ancestor dubbed “Adam”. It’s also been established, however, that Adam was born eighty thousand years after Eve. So the world before him was one of heavy to industrial-strength lesbianism, one assumes."
adam and eve
"Stephen Fry: In 1900 there was a sport where Britain won a gold medal, in which the only other country that competed was France. Can you imagine what that might have been?
John Sessions: Arrogance?"