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pretendings:

Seriously great life advice though.

(via mishas-hipbones)

What If Disney Had Created ‘Game Of Thrones’?

Disappointed by lack of horse-heart-eating, but this is pretty great. 

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Had a delightful lunch with two very kick-ass ladies today: Jessica Valenti and Kaye. 

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Happy belated birthday @khaleesi! (Taken with Instagram at New York Comic Con 2012)

Good f*cking morning, world.

• Me: http://jezebel.com/5937237/personhood-funerals-because-if-life-begins-at-conception-every-tampon-is-a-potential-tragedy
• Kaye: WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE TODAY? IS EVERYONE TAKING CRAZY PILLS?
• Me: People shot at empire state, a high school is on lockdown because a kid shot himself in the building, and apparently I've got a billion babies in my body and I might as well just bury myself from the waist down and give myself to Jesus because I might accidentally MURDER A CHILD AND FLUSH IT DOWN THE TOILET because my hysterical lady brain doesnt know what the fuck a period is.

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tarly:

“I was in a department store and I was just in the lift, and the lift doors opened and this woman kind of looked at me and did a double take and just said ‘Khaleesi’.”

i love you stop it oh my god

(via misha-bawlins)

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Tumblr Crushes:

• icoulduseinsouciantmaybe
• khaleesi
• heathyr
• moseisleywelcomingcommittee
• afternoonsnoozebutton
• imyouraziraphale
• eames-i-am-impressed
• tastyrepulsorboots
• sallyintheskywithdiamonds

I LOVE EVERYONE IN THIS BAR.

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upworthy:

You may or may not be aware that Upworthy is a very serious organization wherein we take our jobs very seriously and test everything with seriousness and gravity in order to make it as shareable as humanly possible. Seriously.

This is why Community Manager Kaye and Editorial Fellow Rebecca need facial hair for Tumblr brainstorming sessions. Because we’re serious.

(And we actually do test the ever-loving crap out of everything you could possibly think of. SCIENCE!)

SRS BSNS, U GUYZ.