Why aren’t you addressed to me? Ugh. I hate secrets.
An Open Letter to Capital Letters:
You don’t have a significant purpose. I have just come to accept you over time.
An Open Letter to Love Letters:
You’re the only thing keeping pen and paper alive. Godspeed.
An Open Letter to Bloodletters:
You probably realized that you were killing more patients than healing them, but you were young. You didn’t know. It was the Greco-Roman era, and those were crazy times.
An Open Letter to Letter-Openers:
People have tried and failed to improve upon the shiny dagger model. It’s too bad you’re a better weapon than a tool. In order to limit the likelihood of my being the victim of a CLUE-style demise, I have resorted to the plastic type—the kind that has a blade so dull it cowers before envelopes and wrinkles them instead of slicing them. Like when you plan to punch a guy but when he gets up from his bar stool he’s taller than you so you smooth the shoulders of his blazer and straighten his tie.
An Open Letter to Owen Letters
Hi Mr. Letters. Hope you are well.
Posts tagged lol.
yet another unrealistic expectation for women
Zachary Quinto explained his totally normal interview vocab
Seriously, how were there ZERO references to Captain America in Iron Man 3? The Patriot Armor was just asking for a snarky zinger or two.
this one’s pretty specific
And yet even in this one still shot he’s portraying it perfectly.
are we all just going to ignore the fact that this is essentially justin bieber
That last comment tho.
Do not draw a penis on these posters.
how is that even related
this movie has that same man swallow a boneless glob-chicken whole and that’s what you have an issue with?
nETFLIX CAPTIONS I AMM SO 500% DOEN
Disappointed by lack of horse-heart-eating, but this is pretty great.
February 13, 2013 - the day Canada’s Parliament debated the zombie apocalypse. (x)
Is the for real?
Yes. Never underestimate the ridiculousness of Canada.
Can I be Canadian now. Please?!?!
Ahaha the dude in the third gif that’s just like *shrugalug*