Deputy Editor at Upworthy. Currently of Baltimore, formerly of NYC and Pittsburgh. Nerd. Feminist. Comedy fan. TV enthusiast. Ally. Fangirl. Hoping to make the world a better place by blogging in my pajamas.
The Jehovah’s Witnesses made anti-masturbation videos for deaf people and someone on the internet mashed them up with R. Kelly’s “Ignition (Remix)”. Because the internet is a magical place and of course they did.
The results are amazing and only like 2% arousing in a really confusing way.