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Kristen Schaal shows off Michele Bachmann’s ‘I’ve Got My Eye On Your Vagina’ brand condoms on The Daily Show.

(via inothernews.) 

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Kristen Schaal shows off Michele Bachmann’s ‘I’ve Got My Eye On Your Vagina’ brand condoms on The Daily Show.

(via inothernews.) 

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If I ever need a storage unit, I’m definitely using Manhattan Mini Storage. Their ads are always good for a chuckle.
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If I ever need a storage unit, I’m definitely using Manhattan Mini Storage. Their ads are always good for a chuckle.

(via Advertising Win At Michele Bachmann’s Expense)

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Quote of the Day: "The problem is people like Michele Bachmann."

motherjones:

We asked one of the world’s leading experts on vaccines for his thoughts on Rep. Michele Bachmann’s fearmongering about Gardasil. He didn’t hold back.

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thedorseyshawexperience:

Michele Bachmann gets a sneak attack on the booty crack. But WHO IS THAT MAN? 

Amazing. 

thedorseyshawexperience:

Michele Bachmann gets a sneak attack on the booty crack. But WHO IS THAT MAN

Amazing. 

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"Bachmann says that European immigrants “did not come here for the promise of a federal handout … or a welfare payment.” Instead, they came here for the “limitless opportunity” that the “most magnificent country” in history afforded them. Well, actually, European immigrants did get special federal handouts in the form of white-only citizenship rights: Germans, Greeks, Jews, Irish, Poles and Italians were never barred from the “white only” military, voter rolls, juries or federal jobs, unlike people of color. Keep in mind that citizenship itself was limited to “free white persons.” When more than 90 percent of black people were enslaved in the U.S., the Homestead Act of 1862 gave millions of acres of land to white immigrants. Yep, federal handouts."

Leaning Right: How Conservative Myths Stoke Racial Fear (via robot-heart-politics)

This is why I get so sick of white people claiming their ancestors never benefited from slavery or racism. Pick up a damned history book or three and read, or kindly shut the entire fuck up when we talk about white privilege in America.

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Though I have to admit this comparison was genius.

Obviously The Daily Show did not steal that from me because The Daily Show is infinitely funnier and smarter than I could ever hope to be, but I would like it on the record that I posted that comparison yesterday. Booya!

inothernews:

Though I have to admit this comparison was genius.

Obviously The Daily Show did not steal that from me because The Daily Show is infinitely funnier and smarter than I could ever hope to be, but I would like it on the record that I posted that comparison yesterday. Booya!

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"I kind of like the Jon Stewart show, but that kind of partisanship in our media is a little unacceptable, don’t you think? Stuff like that is targeted as these impressionable young kids, and it warps their mind. In a way, the Jon Stewart show is an enemy of free speech. That’s why as President I’d push for a media ban on all forms of dangerous partisanship, including the Jon Stewart show."

Michele Bachmann, 2011 at a Food Lion in Wichita, Kansas. (via actualmichelebachmannquotes)

Excuse me while I laugh and cry simultaneously.

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Excuse me while I bang my head repeatedly into my desk. 

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"If Michele Bachmann is elected, she will become the first beard to be president."
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"If Michele Bachmann is elected, she will become the first beard to be president."

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"I often say that everything I need to know I learned in Iowa."

Michele Bachmann

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