whenyouwereherebefore:

Early concepts for Iron Man 3 title sequences // Suit Porn
— Iron Man doing a striptease in his removable suit (x)

laughingsquid:

Kim Komando, The Komputer Tutor For Komputer Kindergarten (1990s)

I wonder what she’s doing now. Whoops, never mind.

crochetallthethings:

Snailvengers! Assemble! …Slowly.

Up in the shop: [link]

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Amy Poehler calls in to “Watch What Happens Live”

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buzzfeedceleb:

Tonight on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon Michelle Obama does The Evolution Of Mom Dancing.

Pretty cool First Lady.

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If it’s a little crack, I try to match the skin tone of the crack [to make it] look like one big butt without a crack. If it’s a big crack, we have to do it ‘edge to edge’ — I need to blur part of the leg.

plot-line:

“Otter dislikes watermelon, but can’t stop eating it”

Yesterday we discovered a series of photos of a giant otter at the Zlin Zoo in the Czech Republic.

The photos are noteworthy because said otter is crying while eating watermelon.

This is one of the best things I have ever seen in my entire life.

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samapitongzabala:

HEY GAIS! remember Dettsu’s Single Ladies parody for Captain America?

She allowed me to do it. With her permission, I tweaked her lyrics a little bit and she officially called it a collab XD

Single Heroes (Take It Back from Him)
based on Beyonce’s Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)
(Started by izzytheeverything, flagdemoness, forevahyoung-ness, eheheheh-lokid, doctordonna10, what-theface; Completed and fully written by Dettsu; Sang [and tweaked a bit] by me)
Original Lyric Post: [x]

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Up in New York
Just thawed out
Doin’ an Avenger’s thing

They talked me up
Loki sucks
And Coulson is obsessed with me

He up on me, he up on me
Don’t pay him any attention
I’m with Tony Stark, Thor, and Hulk
Out doing this avenging biz

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his Chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his Chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

I got Barton in the sky
Romanov the spy
Hulk smashing, ripping jets in the air

Stark flies by
I’m on stand by
Thor brings his hammer and his glorious hair

We’re on a mission, did I mention
Loki’s getting all the attention
But we gotta do this task
Shawarmas for the last
So Hulk, beat the crap outta him

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
He’ll be mad and summon his Chitauri army then
But if he took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

We won’t treat him to the things of this world
Justice has been served
Freedom’s what I prefer, what I deserve

Here’s the man that breaks it, then takes it
So we deliver him to his destiny, to the 9 realms and beyond
Oh, Laufeyson

Now you’re really done
In the void, you’ll be alone
And like a ghost, you’ll be gone

All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes, all the single heroes
All the single heroes

Now put your shield up!

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh

If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
If Loki took it, then we’ll go and take it back from him
Close the portal, that he opened, with his scepter,
Thor will take him back to Asgard as a prisoner

Oh oh oh

Loki’s gone now so we can do the all sh.. we like
Stop by Peggy in her retirement home some day
Clint and Nat are going out and Coulson’s still alive
Bruce and Tony’s doing science, Fury’s on vacay

Oh oh oh

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(^Dettsu’s art)

amyohconnor:

Best Blooper Reel Ever: Elderly couple continually flub line, “Baked in a buttery, flaky crust” while shooting a local commercial and are adorable.

This is probably a better commercial than whatever the finished product was. 

28 Years Ago, The Today Show Aired the Greatest Interview in Television History

You know what they say, the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making darn good toast. 

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megsokay:

patbaer:

“Front of entire building GONE at 8th Ave between 14th and 15th”

photo by (@MegRobertson)

If life was an episode of Supernatural, Hurricane Sandy would be the soul of a 19th century immigrant girl in NYC who died working in a Satanist’s shirtwaist factory, but who also was a dollhouse enthusiast with no friends.

“PLAY WITH ME.”

ALSO EVERYONE BE SAFE!

The solution to this problem would then also be a combination of salt and manpain. I just don’t see that working out so well. 

An English translation of the Farsi translation of the RNC last night for viewers in Iran.

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mohandasgandhi:

For the second time tonight, I just accidentally spit lemonade all over Pauly’s overly Aryan face. I understand the hatred of women and love of Ayn Rand now.

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inappropriatelyadorable:

had to be done

One man landed the Mars rover. The other went to Greendale: home of the Kentucky Fried Chicken Eleven Herbs and Space Experience.

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