i love the internet.
i love the internet.
What pen and ink sorcery is this?
Urn Notice: A new show from USA about a team of really attractive people who show up on your doorstep to tell you that a loved one has been cremated. Characters welcome.
I still can’t believe I spent like 45 minutes last night Photoshopping this.
More adventures from Forgotten Layers in Joke of the Day Thumbnail Making…
Previously: Heather Mills attacks NYC.
This Photoshop tutorial just changed my life.
Working on thumbnails for Joke of the Day, forgot I still had Heather Mills on the lower layer when I deleted the sky from the NYC skyline pic and ended up with this amazing representation of Heather Mills attacking NYC.
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.
Rick Santorum or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Photoshop
For those of you who aren’t aware, Rick Santorum is a candidate for the Republican nomination for President in 2012. He is known largely for his strong stances against gay marriage and abortion. However, there is one thing about Rick Santorum that has turned him in to a running joke:
His last name.
Santorum, according to SpreadSantorum.com, is defined as “the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex.” Rachel Maddow and Jon Stewart, among others, have helped bring this fact to knowledge. It is used as a joke to mock Santorum’s campaign and views.
Tonight, Rick Santorum spoke to the Penn State Young Republicans for about an hour and a half. As a freshman at Penn State, and as a politically inclined individual, I felt going would be, at the very least, an experience. I personally am very social liberal, and find Santorum’s views not just ignorant, but detrimental to creating an atmosphere of openness in our society.
I knew he would be taking questions at one point, but I stayed quiet, with others taking the lead against Senator Santorum on issues like gay marriage. As Senator Santorum left his speech, in the true manner of a politician, he shook the hands of everyone near the exit and signed some autographs. Little did he know, I had two signs.
One of these signs said “Santorum 2012” in an impact font, as seen above. The other, thanks to the magic of image manipulating software, said “Assfroth 2012.” I hid the more graphic of the two underneath and waited. Senator Santorum gladly autographed my sign and shook my hand.
He autographed the one on the bottom.
I immediately went and joined in a protest of Santorum’s candidacy with the LGBTA club (I am straight, but obviously a big supporter for equal marriage rights for gays). Now, I am in possession of a sign autographed by Rick Santorum, with the words “Assfroth 2012” on them. God Bless America.
TL;DR Anti-gay marriage Presidential candidate autographed my sign acknowledging that his last name is slang for frothy the combination of shit and semen in an asshole after anal sex.
Fight ignorance any way you can, and don’t support ignorance in politics.
EDIT: ALL CREDIT FOR THE “SANTORUM” JOKE GO TO DAN SAVAGE
Penn State students are just knocking it out of the park against Rick Santorum these days. Proud to be an alum!
“Advertisers must be able to provide appropriate material to us to demonstrate what retouching they’ve done in the event we question them, and they mustn’t mislead,” said Mr Parker.
“In this event L’Oreal didn’t provide us with that evidence so we were left with no choice but to uphold the complaint.”
The French cosmetics firm admitted the image of Ms Turlington - promoting an “anti-ageing” foundation - had been altered to “lighten the skin, clean up make-up, reduce dark shadows and shading around the eyes, smooth the lips and darken the eyebrows”.
what. have. you. DONE?
I have no words.
Gais I made him pretty.
I made him pretty gais.
I scrolled past this a couple of times before I realized there was any difference.
Holy. Effing. Crap. CHEKOV.
Found another weird thing I made in Photoshop. This was on behalf of drunk friends who texted me at 2 a.m with a request that needed to be filled immediately. Apparently they wanted to bring back “the bonnet” and felt that Michelle Obama was the appropriate style icon to do so. I was also drunk at the time and in the vicinity of a computer, so…it actually happened.