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“But some people without brains do a lot of talking, don’t they?”

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I’m 22 years old and I *still* want to own a pair of ruby slippers.

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When you watch The Wizard of Oz, it troubles you that Glinda, the so-called “Good Witch of the North”, is actually quite nonhelpful to Dorothy. Like, at the beginning, she’s all vague about the power of the ruby slippers, as if she has no idea what they can do, and then at the end, when Dorothy has gone through living hell to kill the Wicked Witch of the West so she can go back to Kansas, Glinda shows up and - guess what! - she knows exactly how Dorothy can use the slippers to get home. When the Scarecrow asks Glinda how come she didn’t just explain this to Dorothy in the first place, Glinda gives a lame explanation about how Dorothy wouldn’t have believed her, when in fact from the start Dorothy totally believed everything Glinda told her, including this lie that the Wizard of Oz was great and powerful, when in fact he was a drunk with a smoke machine (as if Glinda wouldn’t know that). So what is clearly happening here is that Glinda was just using Dorothy to kill the Wicked Witch of the West. What a bitch.

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