There is a rumor going around that I have found God. I think this is unlikely because I have enough difficulty finding my keys, and there is empirical evidence that they exist.
Sir Terry Pratchett, The Daily Mail (U.K.), June 21, 2008 (via nonplussedbyreligion)
Terry Pratchett, witty as ever.
I think that all writing is useful for honing writing skills. I think you get better as a writer by writing, and whether that means that you’re writing a singularly deep and moving novel about the pain or pleasure of modern existence or you’re writing Smeagol-Gollum slash you’re still putting one damn word after another and learning as a writer.
(I just made that up. I imagine it would go something like: “Oh, the preciouss, we takes it our handssses and we rubs it and touchess it, gollum….no, Smeagol musst not touch the preciousss, the master said only he can touch the precioussss…. bad masster, he doess not know the precious like we does, no, gollum, and we wants it, we wants it hard in our handses, yesss…” etc etc)
Neil Gaiman on fanfiction (via wibblywobblyotp)
Neil Gaiman. Just wrote Smeagol/Gollum slash. Your argument is invalid.
Jim Rash on his tribute to Angelina Jolie’s leg at the Oscars
“Honestly, as soon as I saw her pose like that, I was like, ‘I’m going to do that,’” Rash told EW at the Governors Ball after the show. Producers had asked all the nominees, explained Rash, to have only one person speak when there were three or more winners. “I knew Alexander was going to take the reins, so I was like, ‘How can I make a moment?’ — selfishly,” laughed Rash. “I almost thought it was a little Dean Pelton, somehow. I was bringing it all together. Because I have stood like that [on Community].”
Um, yes, one. I realised I wasn’t gay because the only way I could really enjoy it was to close my eyes and imagine a woman. But I had issues to sort out and I felt like experiencing stuff.
Rupert Graves, responding to the question “Have you ever had a gay relationship?” (via greglestrades)
Wow how incredibly refreshing. Someone admitting they experimented.
Sony Music Artists except Adele … Adele remains unbothered. Queen.
Anonymous on Adele, whose music was the only music they did NOT leak during their mass torrent leak of many Sony artists.